"Grandes frases" sobre/para los AIRCOOLED

Si no te gusta cómo suena mira pa otro lao, pero no me escupas, cerdo.

 

lo de la zodiac también va diriguido exclusivamente a los aircooled porque los agua son mucho mas neutros, mas fáciles y mucho mas asistidos.

 

1. No perdemos aceite, marcamos territorio. (Pereña)
2. El aire no hierve, el aire no se congela. (Pereña)
3. Sólo echamos agua al depósito del limpiaparabrisas. (Pereña)
4. Son coches para hombres de pelo en pecho. (dfeal)
5. Estos coches siempre sudan aceite (claro como no llevan agua solo puede ser aceite) (tonelot)
6. Es como un tractor, pero acelerado. (kandutery)
7. Ahorra agua, el aire es gratis (Pereña)
8.

 

jaja las frases hacen gracia

 

1. No perdemos aceite, marcamos territorio. (Pereña)
2. El aire no hierve, el aire no se congela. (Pereña)
3. Sólo echamos agua al depósito del limpiaparabrisas. (Pereña)
4. Son coches para hombres de pelo en pecho. (dfeal)
5. Estos coches siempre sudan aceite (claro como no llevan agua solo puede ser aceite) (tonelot)
6. Es como un tractor, pero acelerado. (kandutery)
7. Ahorra agua, el aire es gratis (Pereña)
8. Clásico, clásico... no rústico, leches!

 

Un porsche se tiene o no se tiene, pero no se discute

 

mi madre me dice que siempre voy " con esa cacharro de ojos saltones ".............

 

jejeje... mi madre se ha aprendido hasta la terminología y siempre me dice "que sí, que sí, que ya sé que es un clásico y un mito y todas esas chorradas, pero a ver cuándo vendes la mierda esa roja y te compras uno moderno... el azul que tuviste, por ejemplo, mucho más bonito, dónde va a parar...."

 

, transmite le mis respetos a tu madre :) , ten hijos para esto :(,
Besitos Maestro :[angel]

 

Necesitán aire para poder respirar como todo ser vivo

 

Toma frases.....

You reach 80 km/h in town just to raise the rear wing

You consider ABS warning light an annoying thing

You consider fan belt sensor the cutest invention ever

When you see another 964, you check on the rear badge if it’s a 2 or a 4

The word “Cup” only means a kind of alloy to you

You asked a friend to raise rear wing and watched the mechanism with open lid

Seat adjustment takes you half an hour

You lower rear seats even if you have to load a briefcase

Moquette in your front boot is cleaner than in your bedroom

You proudly show to friends Porsche badged mini-compressor

You believe temperature on heater knob is really temperature inside car

You’re planning to buy a whale-tail

You scare friends by suddenly pushing door lock button

You consider 3.0 SC too old and 993 not enough wild

Your car spares dealer is no longer puzzled when you ask for 12 spark plug

When approaching a stoplight...you watch closely in the rear view mirror as the people behind you point and exclaim, "WOW, look at that!" - as your electric tail lowers right in front of them

You can spell "Freudenberg" without blinking an eye.

You're proud to state "My Car Doesn't Leak"!

You've got $2k stashed in your safe (that your wife doesn't know about) for the inevitable DMF replacement.

You've memorized the Porsche part number for the dual distributor vent kit.

You know you can just swap your Potenza S-03's on your C4 with Blizzaks and kick any SUV's ass in the snow.

You're now used to and have gotten over the rest of the Porsche crowd calling your car the "Ugly Duckling of the 911 World".

You've priced the 3.8 litre piston and cylinder kits at least once.

You publicly state you love your 964 and would never get rid of it, but secretly you'd trade her away in a second for a mint 964 3.6 Turbo S if you could afford it..

You keep the revs below 4000rpm for the first 1 hour and 35 mins of any drive - 'cos that's how long it takes for the oil to warm up....

First purchase is a Chamois sponge to get rid of all that condensation in the winter

Always travel with a fully charged mobile phone, because it's German it should be reliable, in the real world it never is.

You lose a nights sleep because it has developed a clunk which you imagine is going to cost £2,000 + to fix (it ends up being a loose engine undertray!!)

Although you would never like to admit it, you secretly hanker after a 993 or in darker, weaker moments a 996 with a GT3 body kit!!

You say you really like Guards Red, but you would never order a new BMW in solid red!!!

You start to believe that a repair bill of £500 "is quite reasonable, and less than I expected"

It takes you about 15 mins, 3 loo rolls, running in and out of the car and wrestling with a 4 foot long dipstick when topping up the oil.

Your clutch has no resistance for the first half inch of travel and you don't care.

In the face of universal objective criticism you convince yourself that the dash switchgear layout is ergonomic perfection.

You've never dared ask 'why not turn the engine round, lose the useless rear seats, and...hey presto....you've got a mid-engine supercar?'

You just have one more look at it before you go to sleep ... (I meant your car, you maniacs !!)

Your wife asks you : "If you had to make a choice ... me or your car ?"

At night when nobody sees you, you can sit for 10 minutes in front of your car just to admire the curves

You think that--without a doubt--the 964 is the most attractive 911 ever produced. And, you're not just saying this because you own one.

Every time you see another 964 on the street, it makes your heart beat a little faster.

At a stoplight, with all eyes on you and the car, you feel flush with supreme confidence.

You're starting to get used to the fact that the exhaust exits from the RIGHT side!

You can't get away from the habit of leaving your wife's stomach behind when pulling away just to hear her squeal ....

Having that "don't even try" look in your eyes when a BMW driver pulls up next to you looking for a race!

When looking at your car from the back, you can't remember when you've ever seen a sexier pair of hips!

Your accused of rubbing your car more than you wife

You have a secret credit card (hidden from wife, statements sent to your office) to pay for performance enhancements

You know why the ignition key hole is on the "wrong" side.

4Your two most-used acronyms are DMF and AMF. 'Dual

Mass Flywheel' and 'Adios, M***** F*****.

When you decide that your next 911 will be a 964, NOT a 993

You open your window when you're driving thru' a tunnel or a narrow street just to hear the sound of the engine bouncing back to you

When you saw 'Sexy Beast,' you didn't understand the film's title until the last scene

When you're comfortable with the fact that many of the "brake ducts" offered on the market don't actually do a damn thing for brake cooling on a 964...they just look cool!

You know that what some illiterate folks call an "ugly duckling" is The most Aerodynamic, Slickest CD (.32) body

Porsche has ever sold on a Real air cooled production 911!

You open your cab top, sometimes also in winter, to hear full engine sound

You think a non-adjustable wheel is normal in a supercar

You have an open account with a local circus contortionist to provide interior cleaning of the rear window, as needed.

You love the high pitched whine of the curved fan blades. (I wonder if you can hear it only in the car?)

When you have a 993 and you lust over a 964 3.6 Turbo S

You open sunroof to suck hot air because engine compartment fan doesn't work

You know your VIN number by heart

You know your VIN number by heart and you know what groups of numbers stand for

You know what a 965 is

You decide to sell it, but then each week you somehow forget to advertise it properly so it ends up staying in the garage...

You better understand the expression "you want to play, you got to pay" (but don't seem to care much).

When someone says to you "how's the baby" & you smile
to yourself thinking of that flat six...

So you tell your wife you only want 2 kids 'cos you can't fit any more into the back of a 911

When you laugh out loud on your own in your car after you've had a long blast.

So you enjoy washing the car and view it as some sort of bonding experience with your car touching all those curves

Fuente: http://www.porsche964.co.uk/

 

si tu nick tiene que ver con tu apellido... no seas porschista por anti-ferrari?:[angel]

un saludo portago

 

Porque no hay nada hoy en dia que suene, huela y sienta a gloria como un 911 water..

De hecho desde que lo descubres y te contagias te das cuenta que todos los demas tienen coches que corren mas van mejor y son mas comodos.
Y te importa un carajo.
Esa es su grandeza

 

no me conteis frasecitas...
"que tengo los huevos pelaos del humo de cien batallas...":D

 

Q buenas!!
La del maletero y el giro en U me tienen riendo sólo desde hace 10 minutos

 

Los "air" no se compran, se buscan.

 

un air no se busca, se encuentra :D

(o él te encuentra a ti, no importa lo mucho que busques, así que relax, que si no ha aparecido, si esa unidad no era, en algún lugar te estará esperando)

 

Me refiero a "esos elementos" que dicen: El nuevo modelo X si que es una máquina.

Yo les digo: para comprar ese coche solo hace falta ir al concesionario y dinero. Para comprar un "air" el dinero solo no vale y no hay concesionario que valga.

 

Que nadie comente nada de las que he puesto en el post de más arriba se debe a:

1.- No tenemos ni P.I. de ingles y no nos enteramos.

2.- Son demasiadas para leerlas de una tacada.

3.- ¿Nos referíamos a frases "nuestras" o genéricas?

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Se te olvida otro motivo:

4.- ¿el tema está repetido?
http://www.soloporsche.com/showthread.php?t=24987&highlight=fan+belt

(perdón por la brusquedad, es que me lo dejaste en bandeja)